Politics and Drugs

I’m not really into politics,
I’m into drugs.

I wish they had a national rifle association for drug users.  They could lobby to have open carry drug laws.  Making the connection would be a lot easier.

When you have a gun, you can pull the trigger and kill somebody.  But if you have drugs, you can only kill yourself.  What are you doing messing around with jokes anyways, you have better stuff to do.

I’m into soft drugs, not hard drugs.  So I would never use rock cocaine.  Only the soft kind.

If you buy Stoned Wheat Thins at the store, the cashier knows right?

You’d have to be on drugs to be into politics.

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