People say, “I was so happy, I was on cloud nine.”
Meanwhile, I’m on cliff nine.
When I lived in New York city, I had season tickets for the opera. To take girls. It was expensive to get those tickets, but it was a great date.
I’d buy a couple glasses of champagne and we’d drink it on the balcony overlooking the fountains.
I sat way up on top where you could see the gold leaf peeling off of the ceiling. It was what I could afford.
I asked my date, “Baby, have you ever been to the opera?”
She said, “Yes I have. But I never sat so far away.”