Finding Joy at the Butcher Shop
Christmas Day 2014 at the Cement Boat
Wet Socks
I wore some shoes that got waterlogged. I took off the shoes and the socks when I came inside. My wife saw the wet socks and said they were disgusting.
Hey man, Jesus wore socks, I told her. With sandals? Was Jesus the type of guy to wear socks with sandals? Only when it was cold.
Hoop Dreams
Chris Parachini
In the studio
Pile of Shoelaces
Sold-out show
Somewhere, there’s a sold-out arena full of people jostling to tell me that I stink. And the promoter skips town without paying me.
A kid’s parents take a break from screaming at each other just long enough to tell her, “Get a real job.” And then they go back to banging pots and pans.
















