Wood is the raw form of glass. Glass is condensed wood. That’s how it is in the earth’s core, there’s layers of wood and then glass.
Software
Is anyone working on butt recognition software?
Nicknames
My nickname in high school was, Fuck You Fatass.
I grew a lot during high school, in middle school my nickname was just, Fuck You.
Last joke
To be funny you have to always put yourself out there and try to laugh. And sometimes things aren’t funny or you aren’t funny or both.
What if when you die and Saint Peter asks your occupation and you tell him you’re a comedian, he sends you down the hall to the patron saint of comedians to review your final joke to see if it’s funny? And if it’s not funny you go to hell. And if it’s funny you get to live again and go back to earth to smoke crack with the other comics.
And if it’s not funny, imagine that. For trying to bring light to darkness. I tell the absolute worst jokes to the nurse at the doctor’s office just trying to get a laugh before they knock me out and cut me up. So they’ll think, he’s funny, let him live. I’ll say to the nurse have you heard of the man who asked the doctor why am I sick and the doctor said because you deserve it you’re sick, you’re a sick person, your mind is sick and now your body is sick. God help me, if I die right now I’ll go to hell for this crappy joke.
YOLO
Why is YOLO associated with crazy stuff like: “drove all night YOLO,” or “bungee jumped from a bridge YOLO”? Why not, “I got married and had a family because YOLO.” I made up this joke, YOLO.
Duty
Where I come from, duty is a shit.