To be funny you have to always put yourself out there and try to laugh. \u00a0And sometimes things aren’t funny or you aren’t funny or both.<\/p>\n
What if when you die and Saint Peter asks your occupation and you tell him you’re a comedian, he sends you down the hall to the patron saint of comedians to review your final joke to see if it’s funny? \u00a0And if it’s not funny you go to hell. \u00a0<\/span>And if it’s funny you get to live again and go back to earth to smoke crack with the other comics.<\/span><\/p>\n
And if it’s not funny, imagine that. \u00a0For trying to bring light to darkness. \u00a0I tell the absolute worst jokes to the nurse at the\u00a0<\/span>doctor’s office <\/span>\u00a0just trying to get a laugh before they knock me\u00a0<\/span>out and cut me up. \u00a0So they’ll think, he’s funny, let him live. \u00a0I’ll say to the nurse have you heard of the man who asked the doctor why am I sick and the doctor said because you deserve it you’re sick, you’re a sick person, your mind is sick and now your body is sick. \u00a0God help me, if I die right now I’ll go to hell for this crappy joke. \u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
To be funny you have to always put yourself out there and try to laugh. \u00a0And sometimes things aren’t funny or you aren’t funny or both. What if when you die and Saint Peter asks your occupation and you tell him you’re a comedian, he sends you down the hall to the patron saint of … <\/p>\n