{"id":582,"date":"2014-11-23T17:43:36","date_gmt":"2014-11-24T00:43:36","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.hoppinworld.com\/mydiary\/?p=582"},"modified":"2017-11-24T20:27:50","modified_gmt":"2017-11-25T03:27:50","slug":"politics-and-drugs","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.hoppinworld.com\/mydiary\/2014\/11\/23\/politics-and-drugs\/","title":{"rendered":"Politics and Drugs"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m not really into politics,<br \/>\nI&#8217;m into drugs.<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"line-height: 1.5;\">I wish they had a national rifle association for drug users. \u00a0They could lobby to have open carry drug laws. \u00a0Making the connection would be a lot easier.<\/span><\/p>\n<p>When you have a gun, you can pull the trigger and kill somebody. \u00a0But if you have drugs, you can only kill yourself. \u00a0What are you doing messing around with jokes anyways, you have better stuff to do.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m into soft drugs, not hard drugs. \u00a0So I would never use rock cocaine. \u00a0Only the soft kind.<\/p>\n<p>If you buy Stoned Wheat Thins at the store, the cashier knows right?<\/p>\n<p>You&#8217;d have to be on drugs to be into politics.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m not really into politics, I&#8217;m into drugs. 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