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An actual conversation last night between me and my 11 YO son John John:

Setting: me (the mother) laying down on a sectional couch in the TV room. Son comes in to address mother. 

JJ: Can I watch TV?

Me: I don’t think so – I’m just resting 5 minutes before I get your sister from ballet and then we are having dinner.  

JJ:(plops down on the couch) Can’t you get your feet away from me?

Me: I am trying to rest. Why don’t you sit the other way?

JJ: Why can’t I watch TV?

Me: Why can’t you wait until I leave? I have three minutes left on my timer. 

JJ:(Still hasn’t moved away from my feet)

Me: Why don’t you massage my feet for 3 minutes? Then I’ll go get your sister and you can watch TV.

JJ: (Exhibits revulsion) I don’t like touching old people’s feet.

Me: (feigns offense) Huh?! How DARE you!!

JJ: Fine. I don’t like touching withered, veiny, pale, crusty feet. 

Me: (dying. Laughing till I am weeping)

(Pause as I recover a little)

JJ: (Still hasn’t moved away from my feet)

Me: (Reaches out foot and touches him with my toes.)

JJ: Ahhhh!!! You gave me arthritis! And Shingles!!

Me: 💀

“Papa,” he asked John excitedly. “Do you know what our country’s animal is?! It’s the Bald Eagle!!”

That was my fact du jour to John John but not before I asked him if he knew what our national animal was. He was very excited about this concept and came at me rapid fire with his thoughts.

Question: What is our country’s official animal.

John John’s reply: Tiger?! Cheetah?! …Dinosaur?!

Month of mayhem special

The month of Mayhem is the time when DJs make special programming. I didn’t know what I would do until just a week ago today I recorded the interviews that will Air on the special. Interviewing is not easy, but I learned some things and I’m sure the audience can do the same. I hope I can edit it into a good interview.

KFJC MAYHEM 24 NOON-2PM
RECORDING THE VOICELESS
PRODUCER IAN BRENNAN
IN CONVERSATION WITH
HEMROID THE LEADER
“WHITE AFRICAN POWER”
“THEY WILL KILL YOU, IF YOU CRY”
“I HAVE NO EVERYTHING HERE”
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PRODUCER IAN BRENNAN TRAVELS THE GLOBE
RECORDING ALBINOS, PRISONERS, SURVIVORS OF GENOCIDE, POVERTY,
AND WAR
JOIN US AS WE DIVE DEEPER INTO THE BACK CATALOG
THURSDAY MAYHEM 24TH FROM NOON-2PM ON KFJC